Daily Rant. political, sexual, hysterical

finally THE PILL for MEN

ranter — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:09:04 +0000

Ladies the time has come where you can throw away those contraceptives! Yes, get rid of the pill, those condoms in your drawer and let the men finally do the work! The Chinese have been working on the “contraceptive jab” – a hormone shot for men. Sure it sounds scary, “the jab” but atleast we dont have to worry about it. Sure there is a possibility it will of course be recalled for lead positioning, i mean after all it is coming from china so you never know what kind of quality control there is. Even their own test subjects, about 1000, of them pulled out without giving a reason. Maybe men just can’t handle the hormones levels women can. But honestly I’m not putting my contraceptive needs in the hands of the chinese especially not something called the JAB. Sorry men but you just can’t be trusted with “the jab,” I rather stay on the Pill, or use condoms, or whatever thing they come out with next.

read article here

Calm urged as swine flu spreads – bbc

ranter — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:35:44 +0000

If you haven’t been aware what has been happening on in the world and the spread of the SWINE FLU, yes the flu originated in the pig and has mutated, and is now airborne. This is a good video showing what has been going on and a good recap of the outbreak.

Good Reason To go Kosher and Kill off the Pigs!

ranter — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:22:14 +0000

A new strain of PIG flu that mutated from pigs and can now be contracted by humans has killed around 60 people in Mexico thus far. Good enough reason to lay off the pig meat and kill of the pig as a whole… maybe not but it sure is a good reason to not go to mexico besides all the kidnapping and murders in the tourist areas anyway. I mean why risk being kidnapped AND getting the pig flu! That is just asking to die. Are you willing to risk it?

It is insane thinking about all the other possible strains of the flu that are just waiting to mutate and start killing us off. We had the Chicken Flu, Mad Cow, Bird Flu and now Pig Flu. Time to give up meat perhaps.

Full story here

More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas | The Onion

ranter — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:52:50 +0000

Check out this funny video on outsourcing jobs!

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Need a job… the pushpin industry is thriving!

ranter — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:45:21 +0000

According to the onion, if you need a job… get into the pushpin industry. With everyone out of work, people are tacking things up on that wall. You can tack your late bills that you NEED to pay or listings of jobs that you know you won’t get! Check out the full article: here

rosey glow after drinking linked to cancer… wtf

ranter — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:21:35 +0000

So for years i’ve been drinking and of course besides being inebriated, I would have that rosey glow. You could always tell even if I just had one glass of wine. Sure for years I’ve known that I should decrease drinking, and I don’t drink that often at all but now I can’t even enjoy life with a glass of wine without fear of cancer. Honestly I am sick of “new” findings that tell me I am at risk for getting cancer, well yeah I am really white so sure the sun can give me cancer, the air can give me lung cancer, and now I can get cancer because my cheeks get pink. WTF

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nazi guard wasn’t too sick to aid in slaughter but too sick to fly

ranter — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:21:35 +0000

Demjanjuk, wanted in Germany on war crime charges, wasn’t too sick to actually commit these crimes but now that it is time to answer for these crimes he isn’t feeling well. I can not believe the gov’t is letting this man stay in this country knowing that he may have aided in the slaughter of thousands if not millions. I sympathize with the old, but the the old who had a secret life and now think they can escape it deserve no such sympathy. If that makes me cruel, then I will have to live with that.

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is it time to fear science with new drug to erase memory

ranter — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:10:41 +0000

Remember movies like Total Recall and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, well now think you! Yes, scientists are testing a drug meant to cloud or erase your memories, which apparently can be VERY specific. Sure they claim its for soldiers and for the traumatized… but what about when the gov’t starts using these. Some things should be left to the movies, I mean we all saw what happen to the governator in Total Recall (and if you haven’t, have you been living under a rock?)! Why work our issues out when we can just erase them!

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Buddhist Monks want to make money too

ranter — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:51:30 +0000

What a great time to start to prey on people’s emotions then when the world is going through a recession. A buddhist monk in China has decided to start selling CD’s of his buddhist songs so that people can listen to the pop version of buddhist teachings. Sounds like a scam to me, but don’t worry he still prays an hour a day like a good little monk!

Why do you think he is doing it?

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what the easter bunny does the other 364 days of the year

ranter — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:47:23 +0000

Ever wondered what the easter bunny did the other 364 days of the year. Well now you can confidently say that he wasn’t preparing for Easter. Check out this home made video that is sure to make you laugh.

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